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'Sweetie, when we leave you every day with Sarah, we're doing it for you. That way we can have successful careers and you can be proud of us.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Jumping over a candle stick is known as an entry level job.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"The boss told me I have to start at the bottom."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Sid Sinatra.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.