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'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

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"She clawed her way to the top."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

Breakthrough

Gloat

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Strive to win!

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Counting my Bonus...

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Happy Champion

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."