Subway Space Ranger Mugs

Mind the Gap - Social Distancing

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Subway Thrillers

"You are here"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Getting Closer

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'See if they have their green cards.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Space Heater

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

You are here.

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

"Did we order a Chinese?"

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"Bloody satellites..!"

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."