Subway Sketcher Mugs

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

The Cartoonist's armoury

"I gave on the E train."

Targeted Advertising

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Metrocard error messages

Sidewalk the game

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Hockey Goal

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'The DOH is targeting the problem of repeat prescriptions with some repeat proposals.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Architects and Builders

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

If you see something, buy something.

Spring Painter

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'