Suburbia Satirist Mugs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

Suburban legends

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Just as I've told you, Dudley... Forget about this part of town!

Welcome to Rancho Del Denial: Another sprawling, fast-growing suburb in a geographic region virtually devoid of water, but hey - do we look worried?

Beware of the Lawn

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

Lex Ave Express

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Suburban blues legends

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'