Suburban Seeker Mugs

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"But am I happy? Very."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Garage sale.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

"Because we're jerks."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Mount Everest.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Everest summit queue...