Suburb Seeker Prints

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

BUCKS, next exit...BIG BUCKS, right lane.

'I'd rather be in Barnes.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Garage sale.

Gus never found the perfect wave

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Moving Van.

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

Suburban blues legends

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'Where's the dog?'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Satellite crashes to earth.

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.