Suburb Life Prints

Vive La Résistance.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I have no thumbs."

Touring Cyclist

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Commutobile

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Tower Hamlets