Subtle Observer Prints

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Tinnitus?"

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Chess on TV

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

Russian bombers in California

'Watching the football.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.