Subtitle Enthusiast Pillows

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'I thought Das Boot was about working with a German computer.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."