Subscribing To Book Clubs Mugs

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Sue the Author 3PM

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Isabel Allende

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Book Lovers in Richmond

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'