Submariner Pillows

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

"Well there's nothing in the Navy Regulations that says we can't..."

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Submarine Attacks

Fisherman

Submarine North Pole Surface

U Boat

Eskimo fishing over a submarine

Polar bear meets a submarine

Women in submarines...

Periscope in the bath

Submariners' Eye Test.

Women in submarines...

'Take a look if you don't believe me...'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Das Boot.'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"This is a submarine sailor. We don't have an 'open door' policy."

Shark Crossing

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bermuda Triangles

Build a Raft

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.