Stylish Moms Mugs

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How's the new one?

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Yummy Mummy

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Add your kids' ages together...

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Meals on Heels.

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'Post-maternity wear.'

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

"Does my bump look big in this"

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'