Style Sorcerer Prints

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Windows or Mac?

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

Heavenwood

Vegan Voldemort

Quwaket

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.