Style Setter Mugs

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

A woman with purple hair takes medication

Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.

'What do I get for the man who is struggling to reestablish his portfolio?'

'Sweetie, the time to buy is when the season is over.'

Dice Headphones

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

Sailor and car

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!