Style-savvy Handyman Pillows

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Now it fits.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

The Urban Utility Belt

M.O.Tut tut while you wait

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Multi tasking, zero tasking

"What happened to your finger?"

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'

"Gimme 600 rolls of sticky tape."

'Pull the cord! The vacuum works now!'

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"