Style Rival Prints

Minimalist fashion.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"We have the exact same taste."

The Sculptor

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"Still on your left."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

A man without a chicken on his head!

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Do you look like your pet ?

Underwear boy at 80

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

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Hipster Yard

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"What's the problem? Never seen a shark's tooth earing before?"

The Senior Fashionista

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Don't call me ska face!"

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

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'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'