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"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pampered and poodled.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Changing Room Decisions