Studying Chemistry T-Shirts

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Gracie's baby toys.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Science Fair Judgements

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."