Study Survivor Prints

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Evil Exams!

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And in conclusion.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"You've passed with extinction!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."