Study Strategist Pillows

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Good Luck!

Don't leave revision until the last minute!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Behold! Our flagship study is complete." "Very well. We now need a study on how to implement the study."

Do your research!

A man sitting in the grass reading

Back To School: Pens, Paper, Next Year's Exam Questions.

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

Do as many study days as you can

"I was doing okay 'til I got to the mountain ranges. Then it became a real uphill battle."

"Baldo, you need to study harder...you need to think about your future! What do you expect to be when you graduate from high school?"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

"How was work?"

"It's amazing. A person can access a million bytes of information in nine weeks, and dump it all the morning of the test."

'I'll never understand teachers. One minute they want you to work your head off, and the next minute they want you to use your head.'

'You mean I have to learn it as well?'

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"