Study Avoider Mugs

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Serious Putty

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Good luck in your A Levels.

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'