Students Of Politics Mugs

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

They're Not Just That Into It

Pretty Flowers

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

US and the EU

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Harry S. Truman

British Prime Minister

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Capital Tours

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

Lucky Stars.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Free Radicals.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

75 Years of Progress

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Government and Opposition

Hang in There Democracy!

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Trump's America"

'I am the winner!'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Un-Truth

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

What About Whataboutism

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.