Student Of Success Prints

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Boom

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Tenacity trumps everything!

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I want to be a Jockey."

Franchising a program

Man chasing carrot.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

I love Music.

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

'The trouble with history is that there's really no future in it.'

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

Glad-You-Ation

Medical School. Dean's Office. You were flunking out. Did your midterm exams improve the outlook? I don't know what the prognosis is. They said my test results were inconclusive.

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'