Student Life Satirists Prints

"I'm sort of OK with being back on campus --- I just don't like the look of those new freshman."

Ethics exam cheater.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'Too many students taking Mickey Mouse subjects.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Monkey Business College

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'We need a biology instructor, Darwin, and you're the natural selection.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'