Student Leader-to-be T-Shirts

I'm running for student council president, so could you keep quiet about the time that I kissed you last year?

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Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"