Student Exchange Program Mugs

An English and French student converse.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Omara Portuondo

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Didgeridoo

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I love college."

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"Mom wants me to learn to read, write, and count sheep."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

University Degree Flying Carpet

We're a host family for Joey's exchange program.

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

'Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously.'

'I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I don't think they're gonna miss us over the summer. I think they stopped missing us in April.'

'Wait, don't kill that tick! He's a foreign exchange student - we're his host family.'

'Jack's an exchange student. I traded Sally for him.'

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

American Dream, 2021 Edition

"The worst part of the lockdown was that I lost 2 years of my U.S. visa."