Student Driver Adventures Prints

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

I love my motor.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Nights in Bath

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'I took a short cut.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Parent Supervision on Teen Driving.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver