Student Debt Survivors Pillows

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Student Debt

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

College tuition fees.

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

Graduate receives a tax bill instead of a diploma