Student Debt Avoider Prints

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Serious Putty

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Student Debt

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."