Struggling Creative T-Shirts

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

House of books.

Space for Lease.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

Origami time!

'Looking for a muse, love?'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Painter's muse

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"