Struggle With Chores Prints

"Do not disturb."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pest Control

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Separation Anxiety

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

Child doing the washing up

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Cinderella mopping up

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"