Strongman Wannabe Prints

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Muscles

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Bench Press Accident

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Caber

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Pushy Coach.

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

strong man bends an iron bar

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).