Strongman Satire Lover Prints

Muscle bound freak scares man to death then buries him in sand.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Trump pardons

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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"Away with the warmonger!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Oligarchy

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Born In Captivity.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"