Striped Patterns T-Shirts

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bumble Bee

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Snapshots in Time

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

King Madras

Relaxing on a sofa

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

French man holding a dish.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Prints in a Gallery.

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

Sailor and car

Wet Paint

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'Bloody showoff!'

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Sewing Buddies

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.

King Madras

They've got it plaid... and that ain't good.

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"