String Theory Explorer Mugs

Cats Discuss a String 'It's the new iString'

'The Confederacy is not big on testing String Theory, son. When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard!'

Impressing dad.

She loves to play with string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Always with the String Theory."

"Tong!"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Lucky Guess."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

The violin lesson

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'