String Symphonist Pillows

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

Double Bass

Frederic Chopin

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Drummer

Guitar Man.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Check out this new store."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Occupational Hazards.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Mark Knopfler.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Viola player coming through!"

Cello Concert

I love my Uke.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Team Cello

Guitars in Heaven

Cesar Franck

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Luthier

Lute

Cellist

Giuseppe Verdi

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.