Strictly Structured Individual Mugs

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

'Can I ask you not to wear that t-shirt Bill?'

Doubtful Man

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

One fly to another: 'She hit the glass ceiling.'

'Mr. President, the Post Office is going broke because the poor can't afford to buy postage.'-'No problem - we'll just issue them STAMP stamps!

"You're making a mockery of what is supposed to be a no-show job."

'You sure she's gonna be okay subbing in there? It's a tough class.'

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

Man in the mirror.

'Sorry son, no pocket money. I've only a minimum wage.'