Stressed Out Supervisor Mugs

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sold It All.

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...