Stressed Out Supervisor Mugs

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

Death Boss

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!

I work and work and never get ahead

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sold It All.

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...