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"It takes good management to keep good people."

"One day you're fine, the next you're no longer responding to market demands."

Fight or Flight

'I'm afraid that medicine doesn't know all there is to know about treating recession jitters.'

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"I aim to have an ulcer before I'm 35, sir."

'Just for future reference: telling a stressed-out college student we want to run a few tests might not be the wisest course of action.'

'Of course I'm late for my appointment! -- Last time, you told me to slow DOWN!'

'It's your mother - category five!'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Do you mind punching out first."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Can I at least have a minute to decompress?'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'Don't do it, Professor Fultz. Think of your wife, kids and social network!'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"We'll be empty nesters soon. Hang in there."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

"Hey, why can't I get any help with this paperwork?!"

"If you wouldn't mind seeing my secretary first, for an appointment, and book my cardiac in."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"When they fired me, they took back my parking pass and photo ID, but they let me keep my migraines and ulcers."

'I take too much flack' thinks the guy with shrapnel behind him on the wall.

Gall.Com: 'mitigated...inmiligated'

I've called this crisis meeting because the boss gets back tomorrow.

Psychologist about patient: 'It's getting worse. His free-floating anxiety ran aground.'

'You're running yourself ragged -- nobody expects you to be involved in all the scandals.'

"Relax, Pierson, I'm just working on my control."

'Come get your husband. He's in my garden again, reassessing his priorities.'

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.