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"How many customers did you get today?"

'Anger Management'

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Impaled by Business Graph

'You'll have to try again tomorrow. He's powered down for the day.'

"It's the building superintendent. They just had the sidewalk replaced and ask that you wait until the concrete dries."

'He's just adding insult to injury. We should know more once the doctor has a chance to calm down.'

"The bad news is this job leaves me no time for anything else. The good news is it gives me a built-in excuse not to exercise."

Sorry, for 'distressed debt' please see a financial counselor.

A rock, a hard place.

Man about man: 'John here sells mutual funds and worry beads.'

In case you're fired.

Woman with litter bin on her head.

'To be honest, the whole of March is a bit of a no-go.'

"Depressed, anxious, feeling undervalued and overworked, worried about what the New Year will bring. . . But enough about me, what can I do for you?"

The Blood Pressure of a Sales Manager

Stress

"Orders from the top say that we all have to come in at the weekend to attend a seminar on managing a healthy 'work/life balance.'"

"You can always tell when Dr. Higgins is making insurance calls. . ."

"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."

Stress...stop it, slow down.

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

'Can I offer you our bank's courtesy medication against early withdrawal?'

"You're upset about something, right?"

'Between your hemming and hawing and Mister Mayfield's stuttering and stammering, I'm about to lose my mind.'

Burn Out

'I had a heart attack while I was doing your by-pass surgery.'

"You've got the weekend, have a set of draft proposals on my desk by Monday."

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

"I'm worried about your blood pressure."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'