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"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Some scents are nonsense.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'You need some stress.'

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

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'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

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Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Struggling chef.

School: How stressed were you today.

'I'm not asking you to lie - I'm just asking you to go insane.'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

Danger

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

'...And here, on line 27, where you say 'Beam me up, Scotty'....'

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

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