Stress-free Living Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Could you help me to fit 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'Mom's Spa'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."