Stress-free Living Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Could you help me to fit 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Mom's Spa'

Couch and Potato