Stress-free Lifestyle Mugs

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Whatever!

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Life-Work Balance.

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"They grow up so slow."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'