Stress-free Guru Pillows

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Energy saving mode

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

New Hampshire Minute

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"Dude. You seem tense."