'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'
Stress-free Enthusiasts Prints
Decorate walls with inspiring prints that speak to the stress-free soul—thoughtfully crafted to promote calmness, mindfulness, and gentle humor in any room.
'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'
The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'
Lay-Z-Family Recliner
Need an elevated state of mind too!
"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."
America Off-line.
'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'
Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."
'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'
Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)
In the Fever Cubicle
"Why did we wait to get recliners?"
Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.
"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."
"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."
Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!
"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."
"Hang on, he's coming now."
'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'
"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."
Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.
Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.
Time Clock.
This is a library - no sonic booms, please.
I always try to sieze the day, but I find weekends are much easier to grab onto.
'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'
Passive in Old Age
"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."
It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...
Stress-free Enthusiasts Prints Collection
Stress-free Enthusiasts Mugs
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Stress-free Enthusiasts Pillows
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