"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"
Stress Escape Artists Pillows
Create a cozy retreat for stress escape enthusiasts with pillows that blend humor and comfort—perfect for unwinding after a hectic day.
"My mother-in-law is in town. Can I work late in office this month?"
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"Fill me in so I can panic too."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Desert Island Fantasies
Tweaking the CV.
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Crib Escape
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Dreaming of Holidays.
'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'
Fox hunting.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Wishing Well
"FREEDOM!!!"
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.
Stress Escape Artists Pillows Collection
Stress Escape Artists Mugs
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Stress Escape Artists Prints
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Stress Escape Artists T-Shirts
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