Stress Counsellor Pillows

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I didn't spark joy."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Tell me more about your 'and then it hit me' moment, Mr. Pinata."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"You must learn to let go."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'