Stress Comic Mugs

"You're not going to go into one of your nit-picking, hotheaded, bowgun-hating rants, are you?"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

Never ending to do list

Work avalanche

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'You need some stress.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

'This is your new office.'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

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'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

'When the going gets tough, Pomeroy goes to lunch.'

"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."

Man looking incredibly dizzy

'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'