Stress-busting Superhero Pillows

McWit has repetitive motion syndrome from banging his head against the wall at work.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

The Housewife

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

Man looking incredibly dizzy

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

Rings Beneath Parent's Eyes.

'Bad Day?'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'Sigh!'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

"Mr. Clark isn't here today. He called in sick of the whole thing."

'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'

"You would not believe how busy I am."